I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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