i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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