i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
