Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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