i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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