Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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