I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
