5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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