im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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