operation harelip BJ is a go
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize