dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just sent this text using only my big toe
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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