Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Holy sore nipples Batman
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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