I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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