I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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