Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
