No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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