I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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