Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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