The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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