I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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