If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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