come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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