I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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