She said her name was "party"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
