Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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