just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently you make a good broom.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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