My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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