Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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