I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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