I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Panties = found
Randomize
