You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Sober January is a disaster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize