She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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