On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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You're like the curious george of whores
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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