Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
A bitchslap is in order.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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