Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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