Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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