he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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