I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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