I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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