how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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