It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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