And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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