i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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