The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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