We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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