Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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