My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sext me about skeletons
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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