I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.