Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is wine microwaveable?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....