My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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