If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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