I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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