IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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