im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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