Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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