you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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