Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Your cock deserves a montage
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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