Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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