I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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