Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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